{"id":4035,"date":"2004-09-23T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/haaaaaaaack-hack-hack-hack\/"},"modified":"2004-09-23T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T18:00:00","slug":"haaaaaaaack-hack-hack-hack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/haaaaaaaack-hack-hack-hack\/","title":{"rendered":"HAaaaaaaack! Hack, hack, hack&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He: &#8220;I&#8217;m awaiting the thump that will signal your rapidly cooling corpse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Yeah, you and countless others. So sorry to disappoint you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Hey! I said I was waiting, not eagerly anticipating.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;It makes little difference to my recovery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He: &#8220;Anticipated recovery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Go away.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He: &#8220;I&#8217;m awaiting the thump that will signal your rapidly cooling corpse.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yeah, you and countless others. So sorry to disappoint you.&#8221; He: &#8220;Hey! I said I was waiting, not eagerly anticipating.&#8221; Me: &#8220;It makes little difference to my recovery.&#8221; He: &#8220;Anticipated recovery.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Go away.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}