{"id":4018,"date":"2004-10-09T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-09T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bounce-4\/"},"modified":"2004-10-09T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-09T17:00:00","slug":"bounce-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bounce-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Bounce!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;You know, of course, that <a href=\"http:\/\/lotsofkidssite.com\/bounce.htm\">Bounce dryer sheets<\/a> have 101 uses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Wuh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She B: &#8220;Yeah, they can be used as a poor man&#8217;s condom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;WHAT!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Kids come out dryer fresh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She: &#8220;Okay, I don&#8217;t wanna know any more!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She B: &#8220;But we have 100 more sheets to use.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;You know, of course, that Bounce dryer sheets have 101 uses.&#8221; She: &#8220;Wuh?&#8221; She B: &#8220;Yeah, they can be used as a poor man&#8217;s condom.&#8221; She: &#8220;WHAT!?!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Kids come out dryer fresh.&#8221; She: &#8220;Okay, I don&#8217;t wanna know any more!&#8221; She B: &#8220;But we have 100 more sheets to use.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}