{"id":3890,"date":"2005-02-22T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-noth-ern-gates\/"},"modified":"2005-02-22T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-22T01:00:00","slug":"the-noth-ern-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-noth-ern-gates\/","title":{"rendered":"The Noth-ern Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After enduring the trials and tribulations of a computer outage at O&#8217;Hare International Airport (ORD), I made it to New York three hours later than expected (thanks United Airlines &#8212;  I&#8217;ll rant about you later).  So I had to make a choice between shopping in SoHo or hoofing to Central Park to see the Christo Gates installation.  SoHo&#8230;Central Park&#8230;SoHo&#8230;Central Park&#8230;What would Chris Noth do?  He&#8217;d probably grab a fabulous drink at a fabulous bar and say, &#8216;Baby&#8217; in a Dean Martinesque manner.  That&#8217;s what he&#8217;d do.  Since I wasn&#8217;t feeling very fabulous, I went with my first choice of the Gates. I&#8217;m glad I did.  New York was covered in snow, making the Gates pop like ripe little kumquats against the stark winter background.  I&#8217;ll post pictures when I get back to Chicago.<\/p>\n<p>I played there for about an hour, hoping that Chris would show up, but eventually made my way to Times Square for a cup of coffee and a different shot of culture.  Ooooo, cuhl-tah!  Times<sup>2<\/sup> is a gaudy affair, but I love it so.  Hunger and sadness (I saw the notice about Hunter S. Thompson&#8217;s suicide on the ABC scroller) drove me into a little bar on 45<sup>th<\/sup> street, where the English barkeep proceeded to act as though he knew me.  I didn&#8217;t mind.  We had a nice little chat about the toy show that&#8217;s in town and how the weather in Chicago was a nice predictor for NYC.  He didn&#8217;t catch on that I didn&#8217;t live across the street, and he was such a dear, I didn&#8217;t feel like correcting him.  I drank a few beers, toasted the memory of the good doctor, and ate dinner. Chris Noth didn&#8217;t show.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m working tomorrow in the Financial District, but I don&#8217;t have high hopes of Chris making it to Wall Street.  This will make strike 4 out of 4 trips where Chris has managed to evade me.  My stalking skills obviously need work.<\/p>\n<p>Come back for the pictures.  I&#8217;ll get them posted later in the week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After enduring the trials and tribulations of a computer outage at O&#8217;Hare International Airport (ORD), I made it to New York three hours later than expected (thanks United Airlines &#8212; I&#8217;ll rant about you later). So I had to make a choice between shopping in SoHo or hoofing to Central Park to see the Christo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}