{"id":3861,"date":"2005-05-19T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-sales-pitch\/"},"modified":"2005-05-19T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-19T21:00:00","slug":"the-sales-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/the-sales-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sales Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Ooooh, that looks so nice against your pink skin!&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Lady, I have a sunburn.&#8221;<br \/>She: &#8220;Well, stay sunburned.  You will get so many complements on that necklace.&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>She: &#8220;Did you want the earrings, too?&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;&#8230;how could I say no?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She: &#8220;Ooooh, that looks so nice against your pink skin!&#8221;Me: &#8220;Lady, I have a sunburn.&#8221;She: &#8220;Well, stay sunburned. You will get so many complements on that necklace.&#8221;Me: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;She: &#8220;Did you want the earrings, too?&#8221;Me: &#8220;&#8230;how could I say no?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}