{"id":3851,"date":"2005-06-18T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-18T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bad-hollywood-blogging-a-perfect-man\/"},"modified":"2005-06-18T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-18T04:00:00","slug":"bad-hollywood-blogging-a-perfect-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/bad-hollywood-blogging-a-perfect-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Hollywood Blogging :: A Perfect Man"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Huh. So, I wonder why Hilary’s blog requires a user name and password in this movie. That’s not really blog-like.”
“After every other improbable thing in this film<\/a>, that’s what you’re worried about? Typical of you.”
“Well, I gave up hope about the plot pretty early. I wanted the blog piece to ring true at least. Too bad. They could’ve used a blog consultant. Hey…I could be a blog consultant for films!”
“I suppose you could. But what if her blog was private? Wouldn’t it need a password?”
“Then her posts wouldn’t have that ‘dear Internet…’ vibe. The entries would’ve been addressed to a more specific audience.”
“Hmmm, I see…well, it’s too late for this film anyway. Why don’t you come to the open casting call of The Break-up<\/a><\/i>…you might have a shot at a consultant gig there.”
“They’re looking for extras, not bloggers.”
“You never know. Maybe Jennifer Aniston’s character blogs…or would, if you were there to help.”
“Ah, yes! I can see it now: Ms. Aniston could speak her lines here, but what this scene really needs is a good blog entry!”
“There you go! Hollywood needs someone to make Internet life ring true.”
“It’s obvious!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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