“…so he stayed down there and the shark pushed him again.”
“What happened?”
“The shark ate him!”
“It’s obvious why the shark ate him instead of swimming away.”
“How’s that?”
“It’s more fun to eat prey that’s challenging. The guy fought back, so of course the shark wanted<\/b> to eat him.”
“…”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“I have a mental picture of you stalking and wrestling a cow onto your hamburger bun.”
“Yeah, I’d pick the meanest heifer out of the herd and start a fight.”
“Huh, there’s another downside of being a vegetarian.”
“What’s that?”
“I don’t get to pick fights with my food.”
“Knowing you, you’d find a way.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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