{"id":3665,"date":"2005-10-30T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/i-lie-to-my-microwave\/"},"modified":"2023-11-30T20:50:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T20:50:38","slug":"i-lie-to-my-microwave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/i-lie-to-my-microwave\/","title":{"rendered":"I lie to my microwave."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I set about this morning on my semi-annual clock changing project, double-checking the ones that reset themselves and being slightly annoyed with those that don&#8217;t. My GE Spacesaver Eterna series microwave was one of the later, so I went through its little menu to change the time. I had forgotten that it asks me the day, month, year, and that it would not let me change the time without reentering that information. Why does a microwave need the date? It doesn&#8217;t do anything with it! It doesn&#8217;t save me the trouble of switching the time twice a year!<\/p>\n<p>I got even. My microwave now thinks it&#8217;s 1969. Shh, don&#8217;t tell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I set about this morning on my semi-annual clock changing project, double-checking the ones that reset themselves and being slightly annoyed with those that don&#8217;t. My GE Spacesaver Eterna series microwave was one of the later, so I went through its little menu to change the time. I had forgotten that it asks me the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5383,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions\/5383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}