{"id":3647,"date":"2023-10-19T15:49:34","date_gmt":"2023-10-19T15:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/?p=3647"},"modified":"2024-11-24T18:47:46","modified_gmt":"2024-11-24T18:47:46","slug":"portal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/portal\/","title":{"rendered":"Portal or Port Hole?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Portal<\/p>\n

A new neighbor is building a house and I complimented her with, “Love the portal window, it’s super cute.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, thanks! The port hole<\/em> window was my idea.”<\/p>\n

WHAT! Doesn’t everyone carry a catalog of Lord of the Rings and Sci-Fi canon in their brains and have it spit out at inopportune times?<\/em><\/p>\n

And now we can never be friends because the compliment and the correction will echo forward throughout every awkward moment we would spend together.\u00a0 It’s a shame I didn’t lead with how much I hated the color scheme because then she wouldn’t be confused about why I avoided her.<\/p>\n

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A new neighbor is building a house and I complimented her with, “Love the portal window, it’s super cute.” “Oh, thanks! The port hole window was my idea.” WHAT! Doesn’t everyone carry a catalog of Lord of the Rings and Sci-Fi canon in their brains and have it spit out at inopportune times? And now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3654,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[103,102,101],"class_list":["post-3647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-socially-awkward","tag-port-hole","tag-portal","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3647"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5355,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3647\/revisions\/5355"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steepedinthelore.bitingreviews.com\/steeped\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}