He: “I’ll bet you a donut that it won’t get done.”

Me: “I’ll see your donut and raise you a bundt cake.”

He: “See, that just illustrates the difference between a Grade 12 and Grade 14 employee…”

Me: “What, the number of calories I’m willing to wager?”

She: “This is moot, since I don’t want to get stuck with the baking. No bets!”