“I have the cool jacket*, so now I’m ready to hit the town!”
“Agreed.”
“But if you go with me, you have to look cool too…but not too cool.”
“What?”
“You can’t overshadow the jacket.”
“That’s like Batman telling Robin he can wear the tights but not drive the Batmobile.”
“Nah, that’s like Batman telling Robin he can wear the tights but not pad the package.”
“Arggggh! That’s totally what you just told me! I can’t believe it!”
“Believe it, Baby. The jacket demands it.”

 

*Reading this in 2023, and I have no idea who this conversation was with or, more importantly, what jacket this was in reference to. I don’t think I still have it because nothing in my closet currently inspires this level of conversation.