She: “So how are you? Are you feeling better about…things?”
Me: “Yes, I’ve discovered therapy.”
She: “Really?”
Me: “Yes, the Visa therapy program — never leave home without it!”
She: “How’s that working for you?”
Me: “Great! Visa has been really good to me…bought me clothes, outfitted me for my trip…heck, Visa even sprung for dinner one night. What more could a girl want?”
She: “You should talk Visa into a spa day.”
Me: “I would, but Visa’s done a lot for me lately…if you know what I mean.”
She: “Yep. I left the Visa therapy program a while ago. I know exactly what you mean.”
