He: “Kohler doesn’t make those big flushers any more — you know, the 10 gallon models.”
He2: “I think they have to use the low volumn flushers to satisfy environmentalists. The most you can find are the 3 gallons.”
He3: “They make the power flushers now, so you can get more action with less water.”
He: “Yeah, but people are scared of those. I have a friend with one who warns people before they use it. Guess she doesn’t want to get sued if they get stuck.”
He2: “I wonder if there’s a black market for the older toliets. Maybe you could bribe a plumber to stick an older one in.”
He3: “I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re selling them on Clark in one of the vintage stores.”
Me: “Wait, you know about vintage stores? On Clark?”
He3: “When it’s important, I know these things.”