She: “I drank last night. I know gave it up for Lent, but this was a work situation!”
Me: “So Lent goes one day longer for you?”
She: “Yeah, I suppose so.”
She B: “Well Ladies, I think I’ll take up drinking for Lent.”
Me: “Oooooh, I like the idea of doing something rather than giving up something. I’ll take up chocolate chip cookies. I’m piggin’ out for the Lord!”
She: “You are so wrong.”
