She: “How much do I owe you for the ticket? Or is this a date?”
He: “It could be a date. You don’t owe me for the ticket.”
Me: “No, no, no! If it’s a date, then I’m a third wheel. If she pays, then it’s an outing.”
She: “Wench! You’re gonna cost me fifteen bucks!”
He: “Besides, Denise is coming. She could be your date, and then you wouldn’t be a third wheel.”
Me: “No. It’s an outing. I don’t swing that way.”
