She: “…I even deleted him from my cell phone.”
Me: “Wow, did you really? What if he calls? How are you going to screen?”
She B: “Wait. You’re not telling me you still have He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named programmed on *your* cell phone?”
Me: “Yeah…”
She: “He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named?”
She B: “Voldemort. She was dating Harry Potter’s arch nemesis.”
She: “Do you have him on your cell as Voldemort?”
Me: “No, but I’m going to reprogram my phone right now.”
