Me: “Oh, look! They have a viagra roll.”
He: “They don’t!”
Me: “Sure, see…right there.”
He: “Huh…”
Me: “I won’t think any less of you if you order it.”
He: “I’m not ordering a viagra roll.”
Me: “You want one. I know you do. It’s a delicious combination of salmon, taki, squid and…the secret sauce…”
He: “No! I will not be tempted. Not on a first date.”
Me: “Okay, okay…didn’t mean to get a rise out of you.”
