B: “I really like your place. I need to find somewhere to put my stamp of approval.”
K: “Are you just going to brand my place with a big B?”
B: “Yeah, maybe up there by the air vent where everyone can see it: Bee!”
Me: “Or as the French would have it: Beh!”
K: “The Spanish would just go: Be”
Me: “Or the insane: Buhbuhbuhbuhbuh.”
B: “They worship me, you know.”
Me: “As well they should.”
