Me: “Do you want to be peaceful while we’re in New York this weekend?”
She: “Ummmm…sure, why?”
Me: “We get discounts if we protest our politics peacefully.”
She: “I hadn’t planned on protesting.”
Me: “YES, YOU DID. And now you’ll get discounts for being peaceful about it.”
She: “Ri-ight. I’m peaceful and I want discounts for my effort.”
Me: “Exactly.”
