She: “…I think they were cleaning up the Notes database during the migration. For some reason there were a bunch of dead presidents and weird groups in the name and address book.”
Me: “The training department used them for classes, and I’m sure security had a few thrown in as ringers. If they deleted the presidents and other fake names, I wonder how they’ll continue to hide Al’s true address. It’s a process of elimination, but…”
She: “…you tried to find Greenspan’s e-mail address?”
Me: “You can’t tell me you haven’t tried. Who hasn’t been tempted?”
She: “Ummm…what would you do with it?”
Me: “The *point* is knowing what it is. Knowledge is power.”
She: “I don’t think I need to know.”
Me: “No, no. Of course not.”
