He: “…and so I told her that you were responsible and would take care of it.”
Me: “Thanks, I need you to be the wind beneath my wings.”
He: “It’s part of my job description. Except…”
Me: “Except what?”
He: “I was looking at my career path and it seems the next step is the wind beneath your skirt.”
Me: “Thank you for that HR-reportable incident.”
He: “Did I say skirt? I meant your inspired leadership.”
Me: “That’s what I thought you said.”
