Me: “Oh, before I forget, the consultant is making us breakfast on Monday.”
She: “She’s making it herself? Uh-oh.”
Me: “Making it…buying it and bringing it in…I’m not sure. Why?”
She: “…”
Me: “What? Spit it out.”
She: “Are you sure she’s not going to poison us?”
Me: “Why would she do that? She wouldn’t get paid.”
She: “Maybe that’s why she didn’t have any bad references?”
Me: “Because all her former clients are dead? Hmmm…you have a point. Maybe we could get Patrick to take the first bite.”
She: “Good idea.”
