He: “Happily married guys are a safe bet to practice flirting on.”
She: “That doesn’t seem right, but I’ll try it…hey there, big boy!”
Married Guy (sputtering, doing his best Golem imitation, stroking his wedding band): “No, I can’t…must worship my precious! My precious!!”
Me: “So, does your wife bind you in the darkness?”
Married Guy (turning red): “No!!”
Me: “She does! Whoo-hoo! Are you and Precious coming to the party? You could dress as Golem and Frodo. She could lead you around by a rope all night.”
Married Guy: “I can’t keep up with you guys. You’re too kinked.”
She: “You were right, married guys are fun to mess with.”
He: “Told you.”
