VP (peaking his head in the door): “You’ve had the chicken pox, right?”
Me: “No, why?”
VP: “Your boss went to the doctor this morning for a rash. Turns out she has chicken pox. She’ll be back this afternoon to get some stuff from her office.”
Me: “Ohmygod. Is she contagious?”
VP: “Yeah, but she’s probably been contagious for a while now. You’ve been exposed.”
Me: “So you’re here to cause me worry and impact my work productivity?”
VP: “I guess I am. Have a nice day!”
