She: “All ready for the party tonight?”
Me: “Yes. I got up early this morning, made my bed, and hid the contraband. You know…made the place presentable.”
She: “Hid the ‘deus ex machina’ contraband?”
Me: “Oh, deus! Oh deus! More, more!”
She: “Exactly.”
Me: “Yes, I hid that from view. Can’t have anyone getting scared on Halloween.”
