Under the RADAR
Me: "The BF told his dad about my blog." She: "He did? Why?" Me: "Says he would've found it anyway. I guess I can't escape the google age." She: "Did you tell him that your mom doesn't even know about your blog?" Me: "Yes. I know she could find it,
Math. Hard.
Drive-Through BK Employee: "Here's your children's meals." Me: "We didn't order children's meals. Our invisible children aren't hungry." She: "We ordered two large dinners." Drive-Through BK Employee: "Did you already pay?" She: "Yes! $8.52" Drive-Through BK Employee: "Oh....okay, you owe me $9.09. Let's see...that's seventeen cents." Me: "No. It's not."
Social.
She: "I'm not feeling very social today." Me: "You're not feeling social? I'm misanthropic." She: "Always going one better than me!" Me: "Are you talking to me? Why are you talking to me?" She: "Get out of my car." Me: "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop looking
On Nora Roberts and the Importance of Clean Underwear
She: "I was caught reading Nora Roberts on the bus, and I remembered the saying about only having books that you would be proud of reading. You know, in case you died or something." Me: "It's like your mom telling you to wear clean underwear in case you're in an
Fashionista Fabulist
Me: "Hey, nice tie." He: "Thanks, I got it at Sax." Me: "Nice." He: "You know I meant Sax Rack, right? I can't afford the real Sax." Me: "It's cool. When people ask about these pants? I say Ann Taylor and leave off the Loft. Let'em figure it out."
De Libertas Quirkas
He: "Did you have a good time?" Me: "Yeah, though I had a case of the spins one night." He: "Which way did you go, clockwise or counter-clockwise?" Me: "On this side the equator it's clockwise. You have to get blasted in Brazil to go the other way." He: "Really?"
