Social.
She: "I'm not feeling very social today." Me: "You're not feeling social? I'm misanthropic." She: "Always going one better than me!" Me: "Are you talking to me? Why are you talking to me?" She: "Get out of my car." Me: "I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop looking
On Nora Roberts and the Importance of Clean Underwear
She: "I was caught reading Nora Roberts on the bus, and I remembered the saying about only having books that you would be proud of reading. You know, in case you died or something." Me: "It's like your mom telling you to wear clean underwear in case you're in an
Fashionista Fabulist
Me: "Hey, nice tie." He: "Thanks, I got it at Sax." Me: "Nice." He: "You know I meant Sax Rack, right? I can't afford the real Sax." Me: "It's cool. When people ask about these pants? I say Ann Taylor and leave off the Loft. Let'em figure it out."
De Libertas Quirkas
He: "Did you have a good time?" Me: "Yeah, though I had a case of the spins one night." He: "Which way did you go, clockwise or counter-clockwise?" Me: "On this side the equator it's clockwise. You have to get blasted in Brazil to go the other way." He: "Really?"
Broccoli
She: "Any good comments on the cafeteria boards?" Me: "People take their food too personally." She: "How do you mean?" Me: "It's hard to explain. It's like the presence of broccoli is offensive to them or something." She: "Well I can understand that, given what broccoli has done to me
Easy Access
Me: "I think I'll jettison all this identity theft anxiety." She: "How?" Me: "I'll post all my personal financial information to DTLI? and hold a contest to see who could ruin my credit rating first." She: "Really? Sort of skipping the middle-man and putting the power in the hands of
