Splat
She: "Was that a rain drop?" Me: "No. Of course not." She: "Then what was it?" Me: "A very moist bug." Splat Splat Splat She: "And all of those?" Me: "A swarm." She: "..." Me: "It's NOT raining!" She: "Okay, okay. I didn't think so."
Ambassador Drool.
Me: "I'm glad we found Montana beer even if they didn't have Moose Drool." She: "Yeah. I can't believe the variety they had! Maybe they'll get it in now that they know about it." Me: "You know, I think I should be an ambassador for Big Sky Brewing Company. It
Vintage
He: "Kohler doesn't make those big flushers any more -- you know, the 10 gallon models." He2: "I think they have to use the low volumn flushers to satisfy environmentalists. The most you can find are the 3 gallons." He3: "They make the power flushers now, so you can get
Instructions
Physical Therapist: "Have a good weekend! Stay vertical, TG!" Me: "Awwwwww. What if I don't want to stay vertical? That's no fun!" My Physical Therapist: "I think you ruined her weekend." Physical Therapist: "Fine. Get horizontal if you'd like, but don't fall down and hurt your arm." Me: "I'll try
Overheard at a party
Me: "...and on Monday I'll be eradicating passive voice." He: "..." Me: "Obviously, the battle starts at home." He: "Obviously." ::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-::-:: She: "A girl looks good with bullion." She B: "Excuse me, did you say you looked good with a boy on?" Me: "I think you should try on both
Spring Clean
As you can probably tell, I decided to use one of Blogger's zippy new templates. I've lost a few things -- comments are now run by Blogger. I decided not to keep Haloscan, though they've been good to me. I'll add things back into the new template as I get
