Serendipity, again (or how my vacations are planned)
phone rings Me: "Hello?" She: "We need to go to New York again." Me: "Okay, sure." She: "I'm watching Sex and the City, and I see all of these cool places we need to go." Me: "Which season?" She: "Season 4. They were just in Tao. We stood outside of
The Parrot Talker
I've been having some of the strangest experiences on the L lately. Usually I tune out with my iPod, but my ears are wonky from the coughing, hacking, wheezing, etc. so I've been watching and listening to my fellow passengers more than I want. I can't wait to be well
Pukey Girl
I got on the L last night after having a quick dinner/drink with the Fabulous Ms. B, and thought myself lucky to find a good seat on the train. In this case, it was the window seat of the pair that faces forward next to the pair that doesn't. Normally
Overheard
"I finished reading Vogue today." "Uh-oh. What did you buy?" "Three pairs of fishnets. I've never worn fishnets." "That's the problem with reading those magazines. I have a copy of Allure waiting at home. I fear I'll be next." "Yes, prepare to loosen your pocketbook." I chuckled to myself and
The Bronchial Entry
I haven't posted much lately which is unusual for me. The only thing going on my life right now is I'm sick. "Stay at home and don't infect your co-workers" sick. "Stay at home because your coughs are disturbing to people around you" sick. "Dear God, stay away from my
Evidence
Me: "Did the ceiling in your bathroom have cheetah spots?" He: "My bathroom?" Me: "Yeah, in McDonald's. Did it?" He: "Nooooooo. Did yours?" Me: "It did. Kinda freaked me out. That's something I didn't need to see this early in the morning." He: "Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?" Me:
