Colorstrology? Hrrrrmmmmm.

According to Colorstrology, my birthday colors are Sun Orange (Pantone 16-1257) and Sea Green (Pantone 16-5421). That's August 23 for those of you who don't your colors. There's a bit of astrology mumbo-jumbo that tells how the colors relate to my birthday and how they guide me through life. I

Rent

I saw Rent tonight with my co-worker. I was all about the Producers, but I caved when he looked teary at the prospect of missing Rent. He has seen it at least five times. Five times, I swear. He declared this the best rendition he's seen. It should be good

Sex and the Pity

Every great Friday night out with the girls begs some comparison to the fearsome foursome of Sex and the City. Who's quiet Charlotte, the girl who believes in love? Who's cynical Miranda? Who's hot, hot, hot for sex like Samantha? And who's Carrie? We passed this phase after a few

Local Flavors

He: "So, where are you from?" Me: "Rural Missouri." He (shocked, surprised): "No. Seriously?" Me: "Yes, I was raised on a farm." He: "Huh." Me: "Why, where did you think I was from?" He: "I would've said upstate New York." Me: "You're kidding. I give off an upstate New York

The Care and Feeding of a Blog

Did you know that abandonment rates for blogs are at 45%? Neither did I. This blog isn't on its way to becoming a statistic, but I will admit that it hasn't received much care and feeding as of late. There have been a number of reasons for this. One, I've

Bounce!

Me: "You know, of course, that Bounce dryer sheets have 101 uses." She: "Wuh?" She B: "Yeah, they can be used as a poor man's condom." She: "WHAT!?!" Me: "Kids come out dryer fresh." She: "Okay, I don't wanna know any more!" She B: "But we have 100 more sheets