“I finished reading Vogue today.”

“Uh-oh. What did you buy?”

“Three pairs of fishnets. I’ve never worn fishnets.”

“That’s the problem with reading those magazines. I have a copy of Allure waiting at home. I fear I’ll be next.”

“Yes, prepare to loosen your pocketbook.”

I chuckled to myself and then froze in fear, remembering that K left her InStyle magazine at my house. Oh my plastic! My poor, poor plastic… I’m always happier and richer not knowing what lays between the covers.

Fishnets? I shuddered and continued my way home.