Me: “So I was shopping for the Montana trip and I found this really cool spray on bandage stuff.”
She: “It’s the next logical step after liquid bandages.”
Me: “Exactly. You spray it on and it wears off in a couple of days. No fuss, no muss.”
She: “We’ve come a long way from staples.”
Me: “Hmmm, I hadn’t considered it, but you may be right. I should be shopping at Office Depot for first aid supplies.”
She: “What’s the first aid value of photocopiers?”
Me: “Organ regeneration! Reconstructive surgery? The possibilities are endless…”
She: “PFizzzz, clump, clump, clump. Pfizzzzz.”
Me: “No, hon, that’s a paper shredder.”
She: “Lose unwanted pounds quick!”
Me: “Or vent your spleen?”
She: “As you say, the possibilities are endless.”
