Physical Therapist to My PT: “I bet you twenty dollars I can get my patient’s shoulder to go back quicker than your patient’s.”
My PT: “No, no, no. That doesn’t sound like a good idea.”
Me: “Take that bet!”
My PT: “What?! I’m shocked to hear you say that. Your arm’s still broken.”
Me: “Think about it. He didn’t say WHICH shoulder.”
My PT: “Oh yeah…”
Me: “Details! That’s how you win bets.”