She: “Why should I take my camera? You’re taking your camera.”

Me: “It’s your vacation. Take it or not — it doesn’t matter.”

She: “You mean I can do what I want?”

Me: “Absolutely.”

She: “What if I want to take off all my clothes and run naked down the street?”

Me: “Hey, I don’t want to see it, but that’s my vacation choice. Do as you will.”