(into the elevator)

He: “Hey. Having a busy day?”

Me: “Yes, I’m in meetings all day.”

He: “That’s too bad.”

Me: “Poor me. I’m meeting-rich.”

He: “Rich who?”

Me: “No, I’m meeting-rich.”

He: “Yeah, Rich who?”

Me: “Rich isn’t a person. I’m just wealthy with meetings.”

He: “Fine. Don’t tell me.”

Me: “…okay, I’ll keep my riches to myself.”

(out of the elevator)