Me: “Hello, my computer just rebooted itself and didn’t give me a chance to save any of my work.”

Help Desk: “Yes.”

Me: “Yes? What do you mean yes?!?”

Help Desk: “I’m sorry. There was a software push from the system. Your computer rebooted afterwards. It’s efficient.”

Me: “Well, the system just lost an hour’s worth of my work. Where’s the efficiency there?”

Help Desk: “I’m sorry…”

Me: “Yeah, yeah, you’re sorry. It wasn’t your fault, etc. What was so earth shattering that it required an immediate reboot? Couldn’t we have the option to put it off fifteen minutes?”

Help Desk: “I hear what you’re saying, but no, that’s not an option.”

Me: “Who do I talk to about this?”

Help Desk: “Well, those decisions are made at the system level.”

Me: “Yes. Who would that be? Who do I take my case to?”

Help Desk: “I’m sorry, You can talk to my boss.”

Me: “You just said your boss didn’t make that decision. Who-do-I-talk-to?”

Help Desk: “I don’t know. Those are system decisions.”

Me: “…I don’t believe there’s anyone capable of making a system decision.”

Help Desk: “Yes.”

Me: “Your good-natured agreement and sympathy aren’t helping the situation.”

Help Desk: “Yes. Why don’t you talk to my boss?”

Me: “Because he wouldn’t survive the conversation?”

Help Desk: “Yes. Have a good day.”

Me: “grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”