She: “That meeting was five minutes late.”

Me: “It started five minutes late.”

She: “You could start without me.”

Me: “Then I’d cover ground twice.”

She: “What if I had production issues to attend to?”

Me: “Did you have production issues?”

She: “No.”

Me: “Then don’t beat me up over production issues. If you had them, we could’ve rescheduled.”

She: “It would work better with an agenda. Everyone should submit project reports in advance.”

Me: “Don’t like to write them, don’t like to read them. Not going to happen.”

She: “What if- ”

Me: “Wait. I don’t run long meetings. Why are you stressing over this?”

She: “I’m just being stubborn.”

Me: “Now you’re wasting my time.”