my temporary crown

Dentist: “Hey, what’s that?”

Me: “Thissss? It’ssss my iPod. Ssheh ssaid I could play myoussic while you worked.”

Dentist: “Oh, sure. That’s no problem. How do you get music on there?”

Me: “I ussssse my com-com-compyouter.”

Dentist: “Really? You just copy the songs off of CD’s and put them on there?”

Me: “Weell, it’ssss moore com…com…com-plicayted thaaaan that, but yeaaaah.”

Dentist: “Okay! Sounds like we’re ready to start drilling!”*

*The plan was to relax and listen to music while Dr. Wise drilled. It would’ve worked if he hadn’t kept staring at my iPod while he practiced dentistry! I’m bringing a walkman next time!