Dentist: “Hey, what’s that?”
Me: “Thissss? It’ssss my iPod. Ssheh ssaid I could play myoussic while you worked.”
Dentist: “Oh, sure. That’s no problem. How do you get music on there?”
Me: “I ussssse my com-com-compyouter.”
Dentist: “Really? You just copy the songs off of CD’s and put them on there?”
Me: “Weell, it’ssss moore com…com…com-plicayted thaaaan that, but yeaaaah.”
Dentist: “Okay! Sounds like we’re ready to start drilling!”*
*The plan was to relax and listen to music while Dr. Wise drilled. It would’ve worked if he hadn’t kept staring at my iPod while he practiced dentistry! I’m bringing a walkman next time!