She: “Hear them going at it next door?”
Me: “Yeah, let’s cheer them on.”
She: “Don’t you dare!”
Me (beating in time on the wall): “Go, Bob Barker! Go, Bob Barker! The price is right! The price is right! Cummmmmmmm on dowwwwwwn! Yes! YES, oh GAWWD, YESSSSSSS!”
She: “It’s quiet again. I think they’re done.”
Me: “And that, kiddies, is how you get a decent night’s sleep in Vegas.”
