Street Hustler: “Excuse me, but I’m from a commune in Virginia…”

Me: “That’s nice.”

Street Hustler: “Yeah, we’re a group of artists…”

Me: “That’s nice, but I gotta go.”

Street Hustler: “We want to be part of a world that doesn’t suck…”

Me: “…”

She: “No, he wants to be part of a world that blows. Men!”