Me: “Why don’t you call the column ‘Management Is…’?”

Boss: “Like the cartoon?”

Me: “Yeah, why not?”

Boss: “Oooooh, I like it.”

He: “What cartoon?”

Boss: “It’s this cartoon from the 70’s called ‘Love Is…’. Type it into the web and it’ll come up.”

Me: “It has naked children in it.”

He: “And I’ve never heard of this before?”

Me: “Naked children with no distinguishing genetalia.”

He: “Oh…oooooo…no, I don’t think we want to do this.”

Me: “Then what about ‘Management on My Mind’?”

Boss: “Oooooh, I like it.”

He: “This is not fair! You’re hitting all the pop culture references from her era!”

Me: “You have to know your audience.”