He: “They say that deafness is the reason most marriages last.”
Me: “Oh really?”
He: “Yes, the fine hairs in your cochlea start falling out the more they’re used. So the more your wife nags you, the less you hear.”
Me: “The irony being that those hairs then take root on the outside of your ear.”
He: “Right — thereby enhancing our sex appeal.”
Me: “You let me know how this theory works out for you.”
He: “Sorry, what did you say?”
