She: “I was on hold with the insurance company yesterday and they were playing Christmas music!”
Me: “Here comes Santa Claus…he’s a long way off, but here he comes.”
She: “Actually, they were playing the Halleluiah Chorus.”
Me: “I suppose, technically, that is classical music, but still…”
She: “It’s seasonal!”
Me: “Right. They should be playing dirges.”
She: “Ooooo, or a fugue.”
Me: “A requiem mass! That would be more appropriate for an insurance company. I can’t remember the last time the Halleluiah Chorus inspired me to talk to Blue Cross/Blue Shield.”
