“Did you hear about the iPod murder?”
“My Gaud! Well, that’s one first I won’t be a part of. Darn…”
“Heh. Remind me not to piss you off while you have your iPod in hand.”
“Always a good idea…hmmmm, at least she killed him with a full-sized iPod. Can you imagine how long it would’ve taken with a mini?”
“Gosh, is your iPod pink with red splashes, or is that blood?”
“Yeah. I’m sure her lawyer will argue that it’s a prototype for a new mini-Pod: the design defense. She’s cutting edge.”