Physical Therapist: “Have a good weekend! Stay vertical, TG!”
Me: “Awwwwww. What if I don’t want to stay vertical? That’s no fun!”
My Physical Therapist: “I think you ruined her weekend.”
Physical Therapist: “Fine. Get horizontal if you’d like, but don’t fall down and hurt your arm.”
Me: “I’ll try my best. On both counts.”
