He to She: “That’s why you’re a great manager.”

Me: “She is a great manager, but on my own behalf, I have to say I gave some great peformance reviews today.”

He: “Oh yeah?”

Me: “You remember those Herbal Essences commerical where the girls are tossing their heads in the ecstasy of shampooing?”

He: “Yeah…”

Me: “My mid-year reviews are like that.”

She to He: “I merely skim the pond. She walks on water.”

Me: “And with no irritating ripples, either.”