He to She: “That’s why you’re a great manager.”
Me: “She is a great manager, but on my own behalf, I have to say I gave some great peformance reviews today.”
He: “Oh yeah?”
Me: “You remember those Herbal Essences commerical where the girls are tossing their heads in the ecstasy of shampooing?”
He: “Yeah…”
Me: “My mid-year reviews are like that.”
She to He: “I merely skim the pond. She walks on water.”
Me: “And with no irritating ripples, either.”