I can’t decide which is more amusing…the fact that I won a medal for the race I ran a few weekends ago (I spent more time goading small children than actually running), or the letter that tells me about it (see below). Doesn’t matter. I feel, like, a, winner.

That, right. I won a medal. Eat your heart out.

Dear, Race Participant

This is your medal for your age division at the Run for the Bagel 2003. Sorry, you were not able to stay around for the awards ceremony. We hope that you enjoyed your race. Thank you, for participating in the Run for the Bagel 2003. We hope to see you at the Run for the Bagel in 2004.