He: “Hey did you fix that?”
Me: “Fix what?”
He: “The monitor…it was blue.”
Me: “No, someone from the hotel must’ve. I don’t fix computers recreationally anymore.”
He: “Why not?”
Me: “It stopped being fun after I’d solved the really big problems.”
He: “C’mon…confess! You did fix it!”
Me: “I may have checked a cable…”
He: “A-hah!”
Me: “But that didn’t work.”
He: “Oh.”
Me: “Let’s do something really fun…like leave the hotel!”
He: “Okay.”