He: “I still can’t get into the system. I thought maybe you could do something?”
Me: “No, you need to talk to Bud.”
He: “Bud Selig? The baseball commissioner?”
Me: “No, Bud the project coordinator. Why did you think Bud Selig could fix your access issues? That’s clearly a Martha Stewart issue.”
She: “Or Spiderman. Spidey could fix anything.”
Me: “True, but I tend to find Clark Kent more accessible.”
She: “No, Peter Parker’s your man!”
He: “…ummmmm, so…Bud?”
Me: “Yeah, just send him an e-mail. If that doesn’t fix it, turn on the Bat Signal.”
