“How was your holiday?”

“Fine. Yours?”

“So-so. I had great hair, though.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Fantastic hair. Too bad it was wasted on New Year’s Eve.”

“Yeah. It’s too bad you can’t create a holiday when you have great hair.”

“Like those Tuesday’s in February?”

“Yeah. I always have great hair on those days.”

“Me, too.”

“Great hair should be an excuse to go out! I don’t care what anyone has planned, I have great hair — we’re going out!”

“Well, my great hair met a holiday.”

“Yeah. Sucks that it was New Year’s Eve.”

“Yeah.”