She: “Oh, no…”
Me: “What?”
She: “I just remembered there’s a sticker on the back of my wheelchair that says St. Peter.”
Me: “Why? Are you a holy roller?”
She: “Ha, ha. No, it was part of an ice breaker game we were playing last night. I didn’t peal it off because it’s really stuck. Could you try, please?”
Me: “Sure, wheel on over here. Hmmmm, hmmm…peal, peal…oh cool, it’s coming off in strips.”
She: “What does that mean? What does it say? Did you leave ‘Pete’ on my chair?”
Me: “No, TP.”
She: “Get it off!”
Me: “I’m working on it. I can’t let you roll around with TP on the back of your chair.”